Barkerisms: New, but slightly late edition
Here they are, Bob's pearls of wisdom and humor from last week's episodes. I know they are a bit late, thanks to having my hands full with a few things this week.
Enjoy!
Bob: "Hello, Margie! Yes, look at her! Marge, you came up those steps so beautifully!"
Margie: "Like a lady!"
Bob: "Yes, a perfect lady! How long have you watched this show? Now, Margie. See those three people? Why do you suppose they're down there?!"
Margie: "Well, they're young, that's why!"
Bob: "They're young?!"
Margie: "All the older people have to be on a platform!"
Bob: "I see. I am losing this argument, aren't I? Get off this stage! That's it. Get down there where you belong! Sometimes you have to quit being diplomatic, you've got to be strong!"
- Bob, after Margie decided "Come on down!" means "Come right up on stage!"
"All right! I just want to be comfortable, that's all!" - Bob, after the audience got impatient as he decided to straight out his suit and tie before revealing the last slip on Punch A Bunch
"He's forgotten what the prize was after that kiss!" - Bob, after Daryl got a kiss from Shane (one of the models) for luck, because he is on his way to Iraq (and here's hoping he makes it home in one piece)
"I hope this will not impair our relations with Canada..." - Bob, after Barbara lost Lucky Seven by $1
Bob: "Lillian, I bet you don't have a lot of model ships around."
Lillian: "I don't. I don't know anything about ships."
Bob: "I know. I haven't even looked at the price and I already know you know nothing about ships!"
- Bob, after Lillian bid $10 on a wooden model of the USS Constitution
Bob: "But, you're all right now."
Wilbert: "Yes, I am."
Bob: "But it's going to get worse, because you're standing next to Lillian!"
- Bob and Wilbert, after Bob got confused between One Bids when Wilbert removed his cap (not to mention Bob had originally misread Wilbert's nametag as "Walter")
"You know, on the golf course, the professionals, if you did that, they'd just have a conniption fit. They couldn't take it. But I love it! Go right ahead!" - Bob, on the "Bob! Bob! Bob!" chant from the audience during his inspiration putt - which he has made once again (now two in a row)
"Now, wait a minute. I'd like to just make a little suggestion... Don't hit it quite so hard this time!" - Bob, just before Nicole's second attempt, after he first putt was way, way too hard
"What year? It's a 1996!" - Bob, after Casey asked him what year the car was
"You should've seen David. He's standing there, signaling back and forth to his friends from Cal State Long Beach, on what he should bid! He's already got his bid ready on a prize he hasn't even seen yet. I think I'm going to go rest. This is too much!" - Bob, on David's sign language with his friends during the commercial break
"I don't think he saw it, did he? He didn't see it. I shut that thing back fast, didn't I? He didn't think the old man was that fast!" - Bob, after he accidentally revealed the price of the day bed early on Take Two
Either this week's Barkerism Of The Week proves that there is such a thing as being too honest, or that people should pay attention to the question before they answer!
Bob: "How long have you been confused, Lillian?"
Lillian: "Seventy one years."
Bob: "You know I've had the same problem for eighty two years!"
- Bob and Lillian, after she didn't know what group she was with
Enjoy!
Bob: "Hello, Margie! Yes, look at her! Marge, you came up those steps so beautifully!"
Margie: "Like a lady!"
Bob: "Yes, a perfect lady! How long have you watched this show? Now, Margie. See those three people? Why do you suppose they're down there?!"
Margie: "Well, they're young, that's why!"
Bob: "They're young?!"
Margie: "All the older people have to be on a platform!"
Bob: "I see. I am losing this argument, aren't I? Get off this stage! That's it. Get down there where you belong! Sometimes you have to quit being diplomatic, you've got to be strong!"
- Bob, after Margie decided "Come on down!" means "Come right up on stage!"
"All right! I just want to be comfortable, that's all!" - Bob, after the audience got impatient as he decided to straight out his suit and tie before revealing the last slip on Punch A Bunch
"He's forgotten what the prize was after that kiss!" - Bob, after Daryl got a kiss from Shane (one of the models) for luck, because he is on his way to Iraq (and here's hoping he makes it home in one piece)
"I hope this will not impair our relations with Canada..." - Bob, after Barbara lost Lucky Seven by $1
Bob: "Lillian, I bet you don't have a lot of model ships around."
Lillian: "I don't. I don't know anything about ships."
Bob: "I know. I haven't even looked at the price and I already know you know nothing about ships!"
- Bob, after Lillian bid $10 on a wooden model of the USS Constitution
Bob: "But, you're all right now."
Wilbert: "Yes, I am."
Bob: "But it's going to get worse, because you're standing next to Lillian!"
- Bob and Wilbert, after Bob got confused between One Bids when Wilbert removed his cap (not to mention Bob had originally misread Wilbert's nametag as "Walter")
"You know, on the golf course, the professionals, if you did that, they'd just have a conniption fit. They couldn't take it. But I love it! Go right ahead!" - Bob, on the "Bob! Bob! Bob!" chant from the audience during his inspiration putt - which he has made once again (now two in a row)
"Now, wait a minute. I'd like to just make a little suggestion... Don't hit it quite so hard this time!" - Bob, just before Nicole's second attempt, after he first putt was way, way too hard
"What year? It's a 1996!" - Bob, after Casey asked him what year the car was
"You should've seen David. He's standing there, signaling back and forth to his friends from Cal State Long Beach, on what he should bid! He's already got his bid ready on a prize he hasn't even seen yet. I think I'm going to go rest. This is too much!" - Bob, on David's sign language with his friends during the commercial break
"I don't think he saw it, did he? He didn't see it. I shut that thing back fast, didn't I? He didn't think the old man was that fast!" - Bob, after he accidentally revealed the price of the day bed early on Take Two
Either this week's Barkerism Of The Week proves that there is such a thing as being too honest, or that people should pay attention to the question before they answer!
Bob: "How long have you been confused, Lillian?"
Lillian: "Seventy one years."
Bob: "You know I've had the same problem for eighty two years!"
- Bob and Lillian, after she didn't know what group she was with
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