This week's fun with Bob
I missed Friday's show, sadly. Fortunately, Bob was a very busy man during the first four shows this week...
"Which one did she have right before? How the heck would I know!" - Bob, after Joyce confused him - and herself - playing Switcheroo (she won NOTHING)
"You just think you're pumped... I'm going to pump you good!" - Bob, about to tell "pumped" Timothy that he's about to play Safe Crackers for a car
"Why didn't one of you bid one dollar?!?" - Bob, after the first overbid on Contestant's Row
"If this had been another overbid, you know what I was going to do? Disqualify all of you!" - Bob, after the SECOND overbid on the same item up for bids
"All the way around!! What are you doing?! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Bob, after Jonna tried to finesse the wheel to .10 (she got .90 in the first spin), and didn't even get it halfway around!
"There she is on the front row. Now, wait... This is interesting... That's right. Joan, I'm a little worried about your sense of direction!" - Bob, after Joan started running AWAY from Contestant's Row after being called on down
"We had a gentleman who was here for his 17th time. He was called, and ran right on out the back door... And as far as I know, he's still running!" - Bob, bringing up the fact that Joan isn't the only one to pull a Jim Marshall
"She has a shirt that says 'Bob Rocks!', and it's true. I have a rocking chair, and I sit and rock whenever I want!" - Bob, making light of Christine's "Bob Rocks!" T-Shirt
"I see, it's on your shirt! Why did you wait so long? Where do you live?"
"Gardenia!"
"She couldn't make it that far... I was going to talk about it, instead I'm just going to show you this!"
- Bob, taking a stab at Joni's "I've waited 30 years to meet Bob!" T-Shirt
"It took an hour?! I can see why you waited 30 years!" - Bob, still having fun with Joni's 30 year wait - and Joni's hour-long trip
"I think I'm going to quit putting. You know, I used to make all the putts. But I read that even professional golfers, when they get older, they get the yips. I think I've had the yips for about 30 years now!" - Bob, after missing yet another "inspirational putt" on Hole In One (Or Two)
"With Joni as the contestant, we should've had a driving contest, not a putting contest!" - Bob, after Joni hit both of her putts way, WAY too hard
"I don't know if that will get all the way around or not... Oh, Joni! BOOOOOOO!" - Bob, after Joni decided to join Jonna and be booed
"I am breakable! She has squeezed the air completely out of my old body. I don't know if I have the strength to explain this game to her now!" - Bob, after Jodie tried to squeeze him to death before playing Bonus Game
"You stand over here. You're a dangerous woman. Don't touch me!" - Bob, clearly scared of Jodie
"Here she comes, and she can be dangerous. I better be careful. I may be attacked from behind if I don't turn around. Careful! Don't strike me!" - a still-frightened Bob, worried about Chandra (who was quite excited) coming up on stage
"Careful. Yes. It's a dangerous day here on The Price Is Right!" - Bob, after Jodie nearly slipped while spinning the big wheel
"Now I think she's confused. Now I know she's confused! This has become a whole new game!" - Bob, wondering what Jean was doing while playing Easy As 1-2-3
"She's taking things off.. I hope she doesn't go too far with that!" - Bob, after Johanna took her purse off her shoulder when she was called on down
"I want you to know Johanna - now you may still win. But if you don't win that popcorn machine, I have one to sell you! And because you're a sweet lady, I'll give you a huge discount. I won't sell it to you for $9,999 - I'll give it to you for an even $9,000!" - Bob, offering Johanna a discount after one of the dumbest bids ever ($9,999 for a popcorn cart/machine)
"Here's the bid everyone in America is waiting for! Now, let me point out that we can only put four digits there!" - Bob, before Johanna's bid on the next item up for bids
"I hope you're kidding about that neutered on your shirt, Daniel. I tell you to neuter your pets. Well, it's too late now!" - Bob, pointing out Daniel's shirt, which simply said "Neutered"
"You still have some money to buy some gasoline. Not much, not much gasoline..." - Bob, after Paul won Lucky Seven, and still had $3 left over
"Carolyn, be very careful driving home!" - Bob, after Carolyn fell on her butt (and broke a few lights) spinning the big wheel
"Spin the wheel, Mattie, and don't fall down! Get it all the way around, and don't fall!" - Ranger Bob offering a safety tip to the next spinner
"They were going to do Happy Gilmore 2, but Adam Sandler's doctors said he couldn't take another beating like the one I gave him!" - Bob making like Mr. T and predicting pain (and proving that the price is still right, bitch!)
"Now this is getting really boring, you understand?!" - Bob, frustrated with more overbids on Contestant's Row
A million laughs once again... But for this week's Barkerism Of The Week:
"People are going to think this is the Jerry Springer show going on down here!" - Bob, after Holly, Gretchen and Vicki took turns hitting each other after being frozen out by each other's bids on Contestant's Row
"Which one did she have right before? How the heck would I know!" - Bob, after Joyce confused him - and herself - playing Switcheroo (she won NOTHING)
"You just think you're pumped... I'm going to pump you good!" - Bob, about to tell "pumped" Timothy that he's about to play Safe Crackers for a car
"Why didn't one of you bid one dollar?!?" - Bob, after the first overbid on Contestant's Row
"If this had been another overbid, you know what I was going to do? Disqualify all of you!" - Bob, after the SECOND overbid on the same item up for bids
"All the way around!! What are you doing?! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Bob, after Jonna tried to finesse the wheel to .10 (she got .90 in the first spin), and didn't even get it halfway around!
"There she is on the front row. Now, wait... This is interesting... That's right. Joan, I'm a little worried about your sense of direction!" - Bob, after Joan started running AWAY from Contestant's Row after being called on down
"We had a gentleman who was here for his 17th time. He was called, and ran right on out the back door... And as far as I know, he's still running!" - Bob, bringing up the fact that Joan isn't the only one to pull a Jim Marshall
"She has a shirt that says 'Bob Rocks!', and it's true. I have a rocking chair, and I sit and rock whenever I want!" - Bob, making light of Christine's "Bob Rocks!" T-Shirt
"I see, it's on your shirt! Why did you wait so long? Where do you live?"
"Gardenia!"
"She couldn't make it that far... I was going to talk about it, instead I'm just going to show you this!"
- Bob, taking a stab at Joni's "I've waited 30 years to meet Bob!" T-Shirt
"It took an hour?! I can see why you waited 30 years!" - Bob, still having fun with Joni's 30 year wait - and Joni's hour-long trip
"I think I'm going to quit putting. You know, I used to make all the putts. But I read that even professional golfers, when they get older, they get the yips. I think I've had the yips for about 30 years now!" - Bob, after missing yet another "inspirational putt" on Hole In One (Or Two)
"With Joni as the contestant, we should've had a driving contest, not a putting contest!" - Bob, after Joni hit both of her putts way, WAY too hard
"I don't know if that will get all the way around or not... Oh, Joni! BOOOOOOO!" - Bob, after Joni decided to join Jonna and be booed
"I am breakable! She has squeezed the air completely out of my old body. I don't know if I have the strength to explain this game to her now!" - Bob, after Jodie tried to squeeze him to death before playing Bonus Game
"You stand over here. You're a dangerous woman. Don't touch me!" - Bob, clearly scared of Jodie
"Here she comes, and she can be dangerous. I better be careful. I may be attacked from behind if I don't turn around. Careful! Don't strike me!" - a still-frightened Bob, worried about Chandra (who was quite excited) coming up on stage
"Careful. Yes. It's a dangerous day here on The Price Is Right!" - Bob, after Jodie nearly slipped while spinning the big wheel
"Now I think she's confused. Now I know she's confused! This has become a whole new game!" - Bob, wondering what Jean was doing while playing Easy As 1-2-3
"She's taking things off.. I hope she doesn't go too far with that!" - Bob, after Johanna took her purse off her shoulder when she was called on down
"I want you to know Johanna - now you may still win. But if you don't win that popcorn machine, I have one to sell you! And because you're a sweet lady, I'll give you a huge discount. I won't sell it to you for $9,999 - I'll give it to you for an even $9,000!" - Bob, offering Johanna a discount after one of the dumbest bids ever ($9,999 for a popcorn cart/machine)
"Here's the bid everyone in America is waiting for! Now, let me point out that we can only put four digits there!" - Bob, before Johanna's bid on the next item up for bids
"I hope you're kidding about that neutered on your shirt, Daniel. I tell you to neuter your pets. Well, it's too late now!" - Bob, pointing out Daniel's shirt, which simply said "Neutered"
"You still have some money to buy some gasoline. Not much, not much gasoline..." - Bob, after Paul won Lucky Seven, and still had $3 left over
"Carolyn, be very careful driving home!" - Bob, after Carolyn fell on her butt (and broke a few lights) spinning the big wheel
"Spin the wheel, Mattie, and don't fall down! Get it all the way around, and don't fall!" - Ranger Bob offering a safety tip to the next spinner
"They were going to do Happy Gilmore 2, but Adam Sandler's doctors said he couldn't take another beating like the one I gave him!" - Bob making like Mr. T and predicting pain (and proving that the price is still right, bitch!)
"Now this is getting really boring, you understand?!" - Bob, frustrated with more overbids on Contestant's Row
A million laughs once again... But for this week's Barkerism Of The Week:
"People are going to think this is the Jerry Springer show going on down here!" - Bob, after Holly, Gretchen and Vicki took turns hitting each other after being frozen out by each other's bids on Contestant's Row
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