Barkerisms Of The Week - Christmas edition!
Sadly, Maddy missed today's episode (I overslept. I need Tivo badly!), but that didn't keep Bob from giving us plenty of pearls of wisdom in the first four shows of the week.
"Sean has been down here since the start of the show." Denise, standing next to Sean on Contestant's Row, laughs. "What are you laughing at? You've been here as long as he has!" - Bob, teasing a couple of contestants who were among the first four to "come on down", and couldn't get on stage.
"I feel like Scrooge!" - Bob, after Denise does win her way up on stage, plays One Away for a Pontiac, and loses.
"She really doesn't know if she's coming or going!" - Bob, after Gay mixes up while playing Coming Or Going (she lost playing for a trip to Zurich)
Sean, though, would be fodder for more laughs. This took place just before the last game of the day:
Bob: "Is there something you'd like to say?"
Sean: "Uhhh... Hmmm... Ummm...."
Bob: "I thought that was very interesting!"
Wedesday gave us more fun from Contestant's Row:
Haywood (a wreslting coach who was called to come on down, ran down, and was gasping for breath when he made it): "Is there a doctor in the house?
Bob: "Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a nurse in the house?!"
Bob, after Dennis bids $2 on an item up for bids on Thursday: "I hope you didn't overbid!"
On the last item up for bids that day:
Dennis: "2 and a half thousand! I mean, $2,500."
Bob: "Don't make this anymore difficult than it already is!"
"That has to go all the way around! Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo! Now give it another spin!" - Bob, after Paul's wimpy second spin on Thursday (after giving it a mighty spin and stopping on 90 cents on his first). I'm glad Bob is keeping his promise to boo contestants for wimpy spins...
This week's Barkerism Of The Week? From Monday's show...
Nina is wearing a shirt that says "My dog is neutered, and I've been spayed!". Bob brings this shirt to America's attention, then says "That's your choice, Nina, that isn't what I told you to do! I tell you to have your pets spayed or neutered!"
Could this lead to a new Bob Barker signoff? "This is Bob Barker, reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered - NOT YOURSELVES!"
Next week CBS is showing reruns (should I take the time to list his quotes from those episodes?). January 2 they will go back to airing new episodes, and new Barkerisms *chuckling to herself over the first 2006 edition*.
"Sean has been down here since the start of the show." Denise, standing next to Sean on Contestant's Row, laughs. "What are you laughing at? You've been here as long as he has!" - Bob, teasing a couple of contestants who were among the first four to "come on down", and couldn't get on stage.
"I feel like Scrooge!" - Bob, after Denise does win her way up on stage, plays One Away for a Pontiac, and loses.
"She really doesn't know if she's coming or going!" - Bob, after Gay mixes up while playing Coming Or Going (she lost playing for a trip to Zurich)
Sean, though, would be fodder for more laughs. This took place just before the last game of the day:
Bob: "Is there something you'd like to say?"
Sean: "Uhhh... Hmmm... Ummm...."
Bob: "I thought that was very interesting!"
Wedesday gave us more fun from Contestant's Row:
Haywood (a wreslting coach who was called to come on down, ran down, and was gasping for breath when he made it): "Is there a doctor in the house?
Bob: "Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a nurse in the house?!"
Bob, after Dennis bids $2 on an item up for bids on Thursday: "I hope you didn't overbid!"
On the last item up for bids that day:
Dennis: "2 and a half thousand! I mean, $2,500."
Bob: "Don't make this anymore difficult than it already is!"
"That has to go all the way around! Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo! Now give it another spin!" - Bob, after Paul's wimpy second spin on Thursday (after giving it a mighty spin and stopping on 90 cents on his first). I'm glad Bob is keeping his promise to boo contestants for wimpy spins...
This week's Barkerism Of The Week? From Monday's show...
Nina is wearing a shirt that says "My dog is neutered, and I've been spayed!". Bob brings this shirt to America's attention, then says "That's your choice, Nina, that isn't what I told you to do! I tell you to have your pets spayed or neutered!"
Could this lead to a new Bob Barker signoff? "This is Bob Barker, reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered - NOT YOURSELVES!"
Next week CBS is showing reruns (should I take the time to list his quotes from those episodes?). January 2 they will go back to airing new episodes, and new Barkerisms *chuckling to herself over the first 2006 edition*.
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